A Joke About – Nursery Rhymes
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won a grand with Claims Direct
It’s raining it’s pouring
No doubt it’s global warming!
Jack and Jill went into town
To fetch some chips and sweeties
He can’t keep his heart rate down
And she’s got Diabetes
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between two chunks of bread!
Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon
10,000 volts went up it’s arse
and turned it’s wool to nylon
